21 10 / 2014

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

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21 10 / 2014

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

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21 10 / 2014

itsbearotitz:

YOU JUST HEARD OF IT

itsbearotitz:

YOU JUST HEARD OF IT

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21 10 / 2014

susemoji:

lordemusic:

moods, washington

when scrolling through this i thought ‘wow dis girl look like lorde’ and then i was like ‘haha i am the correct’

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21 10 / 2014

Anonymous said: Thoughts on Malala winning?

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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conclusion: Malala is amazing and Western civilization has yet again proven to be hypercritical ignorant uncompromising and evil. how very fitting for columbus day.

21 10 / 2014

amychowmein:

1990s Kids Guide to the Internet

Here’s the video, originally posted on EverythingIsTerrible.com

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21 10 / 2014

liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

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21 10 / 2014

frankensteinfanclub:

baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

Me

frankensteinfanclub:

baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

Me

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21 10 / 2014

asian:

So I used to not believe in relationships where the age gap is very significant because I always feel that the older person is taking advantage of the younger person or that they will never piece together because they’re from different generations.

But the past few months, I’ve been getting…

21 10 / 2014

w4t3vr:

sexclaimes:

thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

sexclaimes:

First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.

On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.
.. Not

You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.
So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.

THIS POST IS EVERYTHING

w4t3vr:

sexclaimes:

thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

sexclaimes:

First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.

On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.

.. Not

You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.

So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.

THIS POST IS EVERYTHING

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21 10 / 2014

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

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21 10 / 2014

aperture-of-consciousness:

2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history

aperture-of-consciousness:

2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history

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21 10 / 2014

keasbeydays:

So I saw some post a while ago about Paul, and I emailed the creators and they told me the whole back-story.

I’m so happy right now, this totally made my day.

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21 10 / 2014

thenimbus:

miss-nerdgasmz:

whydouwantaname:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

This is so sad. And it makes me very angry too. =/

#tumblr: where it’s totally okay to be a bigot as long as you accuse someone of cultural appropriaction

I want to fucking vomit everywhere

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21 10 / 2014

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

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